Interview of an innocent "swamyji"

SUNA PANAAAA... SUPREME COURT  EEY VANTHAALUM UNNAI ONNUM PANNA MUDIYATHU DAAA..ITHAI IPPUDIYAEY MAINTAIN PANNU....hmm..po po po..


"I think she is speaking british english ... !!!"


Bottom line : General public is a real tubelight..



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Ranbaxy ,Bajaj Hindustan, Whirlpool and Aban Offshore...

Ranbaxy :

     Trading at lower end of the channel. Buy for a potential target of 560 - 590.

ABAN Offshore :
  Stock could take support at 370 - 375 levels and bounce up

Bajaj Hindustan :

  Wait to see if the stock can hold firm at its long term term support of 23. A close below 23.2 would mean the stock would foray into uncharted territory.

Whirlpool :

  As a followup to previous week, stock is trending higher, but still trending in a channel

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Why does all good things come to an end ?

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Whirlpool India, HCL Tech and Rallis India

 Note : Chart of Rallis was brought to my notice through a forum by Chartreader123@yahoo.com








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Thoughts from a Man's heart

Thought 1

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?

Thought 2

The average man's life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too where he is going.

Thought 3

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced :

'Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of my life ...' Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, 'My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit Card to me.'

The whole audience including the priest started laughing. . . . . But not the poor Groom ! ! !

And now the Best one. . . . .

Thought 4

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, 'If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.'

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, ‘Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.'

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. The man asked. 'Who are you?'

'I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered.

'Oh, yeah?' The man said ‘And where the hell were you when I got married?

Disclaimer : (Passed on to me through Mayur Shah from a Yahoo group)



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Charts for weekend reading

Some charts for weekly reading..

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Amen

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' 
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !' 
And they say blonde's are dumb.

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...' 
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...... '. 


'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. 


Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? 
A: A rumor 


Dear Lord, 
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; 
Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. 
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. 
AMEN 



Q: Why do little boys whine? 
A: They are practicing to be men. 


Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? 
A: Trustworthy. . 


Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? 
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. 
 
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? 
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.. 


Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals' 

While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world……...

………….Then He made the earth round.

Santa & Bunta

Disclaimer : Found this on a popular forum called "Technical Investor"

Santa Drunk To His Gills Falls From His 1st floor Balcony.
People Gather Around And Ask Him What Happened? Santa : I Don't Know, I Also Came Down Just Now!

 Santa Was Asked To Explain In English!

"Dukh Hamesha Sath Rehta Hai Magar Khushi Aati Jati Rehti Hai"

 Santa  : My Wife Is With Me But Her Sister Comes & Goes !!

Judge  : You Are Fined Rs.11,420.- For Rape..Bunta  : My Lord, Why Exactly Rs.11,420.-
Judge  : Rs.10,000/- For Rape, 10.2% Entertainment Tax..

Add To That Court Fees.

Bunta Singh Buys The Latest Automatic BMW X8 Sport.

He Drives The Car Perfectly Well During The Day, But At Night The Car Just
Won't Move At All.
He Tries Driving The Car At Night For A Week But Still No Luck.

He Furiously Calls The BMW Dealers And They Send Out A Technician To Assist Him.

The Technician Asks.. " Sir, Are You Sure You Are Using The Right Gears?"

Full Of Anger Bunta Replies "You Fool, Idiotic Man, How Could You Ask Such A Stupid Question.... 

I'm Not Stupid!!

I Use ' D' Gear For The Day And ' N ' Gear For The Night..."

                                     

Banta Singh Badly Wanted To Be Known And Remembered As A Great Man..

So After A Strenuous Research He Made A New Addition To ' Newton's Law Of Motion'

We All Desi's Are Requested To Vote For His Nomination For The 2012

Noble Prize In Physics For His... " New Theory Of Motion"....

Which Says..." A Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion". !

    

SANTA CONVERTED HIS REGULAT COMPUTER FROM 'DELL' TO 'APPLE'

 

Santa Sent An SMS To His Pregnant Wife Jasmeet...

One Minutes Later A Report Came On To His Phone...

Santa Started Dancing....

All Wondered Why...?

The Report Said, "DELIVERED".          

Santa Ko Nayee Ferrai Mein Dekh Kar.. 

Banta:- Wow Santa, kithon Litti..?

Santa : Mein Highway Te Lift Mung Reha Si... Ik Gori Mem Aayee Te..

Mennu Kendi.. "Want A Ride Mr. Singh"?
I Hopped In And She Took Me To The Woods. 

Once In The Woods She Got Outside Took Off Her Clothes And Said, "Mr Singh. Take Anything"Banta Is Quite Excited And Asks  "Fer Tu Ki Keeta"?Santa : Mein Te Gaddi Lai Layee..Banta : Changa Keeta... Ode Kapde Tenu Fit Bhi Nahi Aane Si...!!

                                           

Santa And Bunta Are Sitting In A Boat Fishing, And Drinking Beer..

Bunta  : I Think I'm Gonna Divorce Preeto,

She Ain't Spoken To Me In Over Two Months..

Santa Takes a long, slow sip of beer and says,

Better Think It Over Praji..Women Like That Are Hard To Find..!

                                          

Santa :  Praji..Please Close Your Curtains The Next Time You're

              Making Love To Preeto..

             The Whole Society Was Watching And Laughing At You Yesterday..!

Bunta  : Well The Joke's On Them Praji..

              Because I Wasn't Even Home Yesterday..!

                        

BUNTA'S REFRIGERATOR DOOR SHELF..!

Customer : I Want 2007 CalenderSanta       : Sorry Sir, You Are Too Late. We Have Only 1000 calendars Left

Suhagraat De Agle Din...Banto  :  Kal Raat Ki Hoya?Nikki   :  Pahle Ohna Ne Meri Chunni Utar Ke Kili Te Tang Ditti.Banto  :  Fer?Nikki   :  Fer Mera Kurta Kili Te,
               Fer Salwar Killi Te,
               Fer Bra Killi Te,
               Fer Panty Killi Te,Banto  :  Fer ?Nikki   : Fer Kya Killi Tut Gayi, 

Te O Bhen Da Yaar Sari Raat Killi Thokda Reha..!

Bus Conductor: Ticket, Ticket...!Bunta        :  Gives Two TicketsConductor :  Why Two?Bunta        :  If I Lose One, Another Will Be There..Conductor :  What If You Lose Both?Bunta        :  No Problem, I Have A Pass Too...! 

The Whole Sardar Community Is So Confused That .....
Anna Fasted For 13 Days, Didn't Eat Anything, Didn't Drink Anything,

Then Why Is He Shouting Over The Mikes..." Bill Laao, Bill Laao ?"
Saala ! Khaya Piya Kuchh Nahin, To Bill Kaheka...?

          

Santa Bought A New Colour TV.. And Immersed It In Water.

Friend  : Why Did You Do That..?Santa   : I Want To Check Whether Colour Goes Or Not!

Banta Buys SHAMPOO.Banta          : Iske Saath Jo Gift Hai Dey Do..!Dukandar    : Iske Sath Gift Nahe Hai..Banta          : Jhootay... Ispe Likha Hai " DANDRUFF FREE "

Jasmeet   :  Mera Beta Motorcycle Se Gir Gaya..Doctor      :  I Don't  Understand Hindi.. Can You Tell Me In English..?Jasmeet   :  My Londa Gironda From Hero Honda..!

Santa Looked In The Mirror And Started To Think..."Isko Kahin Dekha Hai... !!  Haan! Yaad Aaya....

Yeh To Wahi Kameena Hai Jo Mere Shaadi Ke Album Mein Hain... 

Mere Biwi Ke Saath..!!

          

The Sardar's Have Solved Their Own Fuel Problems In Punjab..

They Have Imported 50 Million Tonnes Of Sand From The Arab's

And They're Going To Drill For Their Own Oil.!

Santa Walks Into Banta Singh's Farm And See's Him Dancing Naked And Playing With Himself In Front Of A Tractor..

Santa  :   Praji.. What Are You Doing?"

Bunta  :  Well Me And Preeto Haven't Been Getting On In The Bedroom 

               Lately.. So My Therapist Recommended I Do Something To 

               Attracter..! 

          

Santa  :  Have You Ever Noticed That Gandhiji On Every Indian Currency

               Note Keeps Smiling, Whereas Franklin On American Currency

               Notes Never Smiles...

               I Wonder Why ?

Banta  :  Oye Khote, Tennu Enna V Nahi Pata...

              Amrikan Ladies Never Keep Their Currency In Their Bra.!

                                                        

Santa Was Very Happy After Taking Viagra..

He Tells His Buddy Bunta... "All Medicines Have Side Effect.

Only Viagra Has A Front Effect "

Santa Bought A Car On Loan... He Didn't Pay The Installment Dues,

The Bank Took Away His Car.Santa  : If I Knew Bank Policy.. I'd Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also !

                         

Santa Was Having Financial Problems... So He Decided To Kidnap A Child And Demand A Ransom.
He Went To A Local Park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note.

'I have kidnapped your child. I am so sorry to do this but I need the money.
Leave Rs.10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big Pipal tree in the park at 7am.' Signed, 'Santa, The Kidnapper'
He pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, he returned to the park to find Rs.10,000 in a brown bag behind the

Pipal tree, just as he had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note.'Here is your money. But I cannot believe that one Sardar would do this to another.'

          

Haryana Times : Yesterday A Two Seater Plane Crashed In A Graveyard In Punjab...

Local Sardars Have So Far Found 500 Bodies And Are Still Digging For More.

          

To Help With The Nations Harvest Economy, Punjab Government Announced

Rs. 50,000.00 To Every Family With 5 Children Per House Hold.

Santa Had 4 Children, So He Confides To His Wife Jasmeet..Meri Girlfriend Preeto

Se Mera Ek Bachcha Hai..Usey Le Aata Hoon..Total 5 Ho Jayenge..Aur Government

Ki Taraf Se Hume Bhi Rs. 50,000.00 Mil Jayenge..! Santa Preeto Se Bachcha Leke Ghar Aaya Aur Us Ne Jasmeet Se Puchha..

Jitender Aa Gaya Hai... Maninder, Surinder, Rajender Aur Virender Kahan Hain?

Jasmeet ....Jis Jis Ke They..Woh Le Gaye..! 

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THREE VERY LEGENDARY AMERICANS

Disclaimer : Found this on a popular forum called "Technical Investor"

Three legendary Americans who will be long remembered for what they did!

Every man wants to leave a legacy .....Something he will be remembered for.These three certainly left their mark.

No 1) 

No. 2)

No.3)

Have a nice weekend. :-) 













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Godrej Consumer and Ranbaxy

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Godrej Consumer Products, Sintex, Lupin

Godrej Consumer Products ( CMP Rs.660 ) :

Sintex ( CMP  Rs.65.9 ) :

Lupin ( CMP Rs.584 ) :

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Rich people think differently

Liked this article from Yahoo news...

Excerpts for you..

A more detailed version is available here


1. Average people think MONEY is the root of all evil. Rich people believe POVERTY is the root of all evil.

2. Average people think selfishness is a vice. Rich people think selfishness is a virtue.

3. Average people have a lottery mentality. Rich people have an action mentality.

4. Average people think the road to riches is paved with formal education. Rich people believe in acquiring specific knowledge.

5. Average people long for the good old days. Rich people dream of the future.

6. Average people see money through the eyes of emotion. Rich people think about money logically.

7. Average people earn money doing things they don't love. Rich people follow their passion. 

8. Average people set low expectations so they're never disappointed. Rich people are up for the challenge.

9. Average people believe you have to DO something to get rich. Rich people believe you have to BE something to get rich.

10. Average people believe you need money to make money. Rich people use other people's money.

11. Average people believe the markets are driven by logic and strategy. Rich people know they're driven by emotion and greed.

12. Average people live beyond their means. Rich people live below theirs.

13. Average people teach their children how to survive. Rich people teach their kids to get rich.

14. Average people let money stress them out. Rich people find peace of mind in wealth.

15. Average people would rather be entertained than educated. Rich people would rather be educated than entertained.

16. Average people think rich people are snobs. Rich people just want to surround themselves with like-minded people.

17. Average people focus on saving. Rich people focus on earning.

18. Average people play it safe with money. Rich people know when to take risks.

19. Average people love to be comfortable. Rich people find comfort in uncertainty.

20. Average people never make the connection between money and health. Rich people know money can save your life.

21. Average people believe they must choose between a great family and being rich. Rich people know you can have it all.



How true !!!!!



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 They are so tasty...

Sadbhav Engineering ( CMP : 139.9)

Date : 20.July.2012

Investment logic :
  1) The stock is comfortably above the 250 EMA and 206 EMA.
  2) The script is in an uptrend
  3) The 3 Day , 37 Day and 48 day EMAs are converging and price is about to move above the point of convergence of these 3 indicators.

Stop loss :  A little below the 250 day EMA @ 132

Disclosure : I have invested in Sadbhav Engg on 20.Jul.2012  @ INR 140.8

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SRF Ltd - Target achieved

Follow to article on SRF published on 02-July

The counter hit a high of 242.5 and closed down at 239.9. It has clearly surpassed my anticipated targets.

What next ?

   The stock is attempting to move higher in a market which is range bound. It would experience resistance at 245 and then a secondary resistance at around 251 levels.
While this rebound will take the stock to higher levels, it is better to lock in partial profits ( Suggest to have a look at my investment strategy - See article on ARIES AGRO)




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They are so tasty.

ARIES AGRO - Followup - Target Achieved

Target achieved in a day !!!

Days' high : INR 66.5
Current Market Price : INR 65.4

Rest in peace and enjoy your moolah...




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Orchid Chemicals 

Current market Price : 122

I bought into Orchid Chemicals when the price was 117.9 on 01.June.2012.
Since then, the stock meandered dangerously near my stop loss levels of 108.

Thankfully, the stock moved above my buy price and currently on 122.25.

I expect it to close the gap at 139 in the days to come by.

I shall book partial profit when the price reaches this level.

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Aries Agro - Buy

Listed in : BSE
Current Market Price : INR 62.45
Recco date : 03.Jul.2012


Target : INR 66 .
Stop loss : INR 56

My strategy:

               * Buy 1000 shares @ INR 61.1 .
               * When price hits INR 66, sell 920 shares.
               * Retain 80 shares FREE for life.
                  If this company turns a super hit, you hit a jackpot.
                  Else, you loose only to the extent of your profit.

Risk :
   Stock is in a long term downtrend. This is a risky bet.
   Hence, I am keeping a target which is 8% from CMP.